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Sep 21 2014 Published by under Uncategorized

in the back seat, Humphrey Bogart was taking a really long time to say goodbye to Lauren Bacall. a really, really long time, and seated behind the wheel, Ingrid Bergman was becoming impatient. when she glanced in the rear view mirror to see what was taking so long, you could tell how impatient she was getting, because of the furrow in her brow. in a flash of inspiration, she grabbed a handy wrapper-filled McDonalds bag that Lauren Bacall had thrust at her earlier, and noisily proceeded to fill it with vomit. there was no hiding what she had done; the stench of vile things in the cabin was overwhelming, as you could tell by the expressions on the faces of the passengers.

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