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Aug 29 2016 Published by under Uncategorized


STERLING LURKWURST: It’s not as if I don’t spend time braindead staring at a screen full of b-grade tv drama when I could be doing needful and good things – oh why, why, why.

MURK SMERT: Life is a grim little bowl of cold gruel made with weevily oats and lumpy old stinky sour milk. But surely that doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy a little television while dribbling it into our aching bellies? I know I do.

STERLING LURKWURST: I like to think of the head as a kind of funnel that just drizzles gruel into the cold ache of a hollow vessel. But then I feel too happy most of the time.

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